Thursday, 15 November 2018

Let's Do Brexit

"I'm bored with being PM," said Dave. "Let's do up a bus and go on a merry jaunt."

"We can't," said George. "We privatised bus companies because government has no role to play in public transport."

"Are you sure," asked Dave, "because we give them lots of money?"

"But it goes to businesses so it's okay," said George.

"Oh, right," said Dave, whose head was starting to ache a bit with all this complicated economics stuff. "Let's climb Everest instead."

"I don't know about that," said George. "It's covered in white, powdery stuff I'm told."

"We've got to do something," cried Dave, "Samantha's told me to get out of the house while the decorators are in. I know, let's ask our chums."

And so they asked their chums who had a hard time making up their minds. Some liked Everest because they'd seen the ads on the telly. Others thought it would take all their pocket money but Boris told them they were cowardy, cowardy custards. At last they agreed to climb Everest. Dave decided that he didn't really want to so he went home and sulked.

"Should we buy a map?" asked someone and they all laughed at the speccy swot.

"If it's to be a proper expedition we need a leader," someone else said. "How about DD? He was in the CCF and he's been camping in Wales."

"Wales? What's that?" asked Dominic. They all threw wine corks at him. Then they went for a cheeky Nando's.

To be continued ...