Here is the magic key to unlock the path to a win-win post-Brexit deal

Barnabas Reynolds has, at the eleventh hour, discovered a "magic key" to solve all our Brexit negotiation problems. "Whizzo," I hear you say, and "Why has no one thought of this before?" A good question indeed.

Still, Steve Baker MP, chair of the European Research Group before handing over to Mark Francois (whoops) thinks it worth publicising the Daily Telegraph article in which Barnabas explains the magic key and how to find it under the Bridge Of Trolls (I paraphrase). On the other hand, Chris Grey, Emeritus Professor of Organization Studies at Royal Holloway, calls it "delusional drivel". It is difficult to know whose opinion to trust - a Brexiteering ERG eedjit or an enormously intelligent and learned professor who forms his judgement on knowledge and fact.

Anyway, for those who can't read the Telegraph's restricted content, here's the text of Mr Reynolds' article.

I cannot stress too much that Britain is part of Europe – and always will be

"I cannot stress too much that Britain is part of Europe – and always will be ," said Boris Johnson in July 2016, in a Telegraph article as is his wont.Then followed his usual lies and guff. His claims have aged badly - read the article below and curse him.

Hancock axes ‘failing’ Public Health England, says leak

The Telegraph is going big with a fantastic account of the proposed scrapping of Public Health England (PHE) and the formation of a new body, probably to be run by Dido Harding of Test and Trace notoriety.

PHE, you might remember, was set up less than ten years ago under Jeremy Hunt as a misguided attempt to alleviate some of the disastrous and disastrously expensive consequences of Andrew Lansley's NHS butchery.